I did not propose this trade

And I don’t think I’ll accept, either.

KNOX trades Drew Brees, NO QB to Stuart
STU trades Matt Schaub, Hou QB to Broke
STU trades Lee Evans, Buf WR to Broke
STU trades Dwayne Bowe, KC WR to Broke

Still My Favorite Tune

dearoldlove:

You were the first girl to casually pee in front of me.

Nice Tumblr. Thanks meaghano. (for finding the blog, not casually peeing in front of me)

from Chuck Klosterman's "23 Questions I Ask Everybody I Meet In Order To Decide If I Can Really Love Them"

sugerbuzz:

lisaahh:

You meet a wizard in downtown Chicago. The wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wizard points to a random person on the street. You look at this random stranger. The wizard says, “I will now make them a dollar more attractive.” He waves his magic wand. Ostensibly, this person does not change at all; as far as you can tell, nothing is different. But—somehow—this person is suddenly a little more appealing. The tangible difference is invisible to the naked eye, but you can’t deny that this person is vaguely sexier. This wizard has a weird rule, though—you can only pay him once. You can’t keep giving him money until you’re satisfied. You can only pay him one lump sum up front.

How much cash do you give the wizard

(via loveinatrashcan)

I think this is the most interesting question of the bunch, you have to become pretty vulnerable to answer it. I would give him $7. I am pretty happy with how I look, but I think I could do with a little je ne sais quoi, ya know?

How much would you give him!?

I agree. I’ve come to think that I would give him all of the cash I have on me. That way I can walk away without thinking I could’ve given him more, but I never have so much cash on me that it would cripple me to lose. I spend most of my life looking to avoid cognative dissonance this way.

Brilliant Craigslist Heist.

wtfdude:

“I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour,” said Mike, who saw a Craigslist ad last week looking for workers for a road maintenance project in Monroe. 

He said he inquired and was e-mailed back with instructions to meet near the Bank of America in Monroe at 11 a.m. Tuesday. He also was told to wear certain work clothing. 

“Yellow vest, safety goggles, a respirator mask… and, if possible, a blue shirt,” he said.

Mike showed up along with about a dozen other men dressed like him, but there was no contractor and no road work to be done. He thought they had been stood up until he heard about the bank robbery and the suspect who wore the same attire.

Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway…

Worst things have happened through CL.

Right on.

thisbloghearsmyconfessions:

Choke was decent. But not as good as the book.

Simply put, I like Fight Club the movie more than Choke the movie but I liked Choke the book better than Fight Club the book.

Do with that what you wish.